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| A man: | I want happiness. |
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| Buddha: | First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness. |
| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
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| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |
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